InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Thank You, I Want to Spank You"

Holy shit it is almost the end of the semester and that being said I have more or less been dead. By dead I mean more than usual because I almost forgot to do this. Somehow a sixth sense told me hey divi you should probably check that there page because it has a feeling something is waiting for you. Good thing, too, because otherwise I may have had to meet some untimely demise. Actually I don't really think there's any sort of demise to be met but honestly I am so tired I don't really know what I am talking about right now. It's just as well so hey everyone not that my updates are wondrous things full of shit any of you care about or want to know or should probably read or anything of the like but i'm going to try to blast through this because honestly I want a nap and then I need to commence the murder of my soul as I memorize ten million things for my piano final / recital / kill me, go to bamboozle, and then murder myself more over piano. I am not telling any of you when it is including you Drystan so there but apart from the fact that I am going to practice for every waking moment I am not in class or at work I probably will not be able to stay conscious / move my hands at all. Anyway that being said I have asked some beautiful people on things to update about.


holly bartowski: WHAT HAS INFLUENCED YOU TO BE A BETTER PERSON IN YOUR LIFE
Okay so I guess this is going to sound really ridiculously cheesy but there is one thing that has really made me change things around and i get to call him eiddo. Honestly, it's not like he was the only thing because I had made the realization. It came some months before and I don't know if it's because I hit a low point or I just woke up but I kind of think it was both. I did a lot of shit I wasn't proud of and so it started with one characteristic. One flaw. One fault. One shame. And I was on my hands and knees sick to death really so sick right then and I knew that shit was just fucked up and completely out of control and I didn't want things to be that way. So I guess I had started to wake up. It was there, the process, but even with the realization it didn't mean that I was perfect or that I felt completely motivated. One half of me felt like 'well what the fuck ever live fast die young look good and fuck every beautiful thing'. For as many things as I wanted to remember there were a million I wanted to forget and it just I don't know. But he came and he helped. It was like I mean I guess the potential was there but he was the catalyst. The spark. The movement. And I did it myself, I know I did it myself but I needed a reason to smile. To have things that I wanted to remember. And he is eiddo and without him I wouldn't be the person I am today.

destillys child: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ZOMBIES ATTACKED idk
If zombies were somehow to attack I wouldn't be all that worried. Given my thorough background zombies I would not be all that worried. The smartest thing to do would, of course, be to head away from any city or area of dense population as that is the easiest place to succumb to an attack. So I am thinking amish country would be a pretty big win to start off. Then again if there was a zombie attack I would want to go Diary of the Dead and whip out a video camera and document the whole thing as it happened because honestly what is more fucking gruesome than some cannibalistic holocaust??? Plus, if somehow it was to come under control and people were to survive I bet I could make a whole fucking lot of money off of the documentary or just the raw footage or what have you. So not only would I murder my own mother if she were a zombie but I would bank on it if there was any semblance of society or an economy after the fact.

rhia entendu: What is your favourite sex position
rhia entendu: actually
rhia entendu: LMFAO
rhia entendu: JK I DONT WANNA KNOW
Rhia is a big fucking freak and of course had to ask this question. She then tried to take it back but since she was disgusting enough to ask it I guess that means I should be disgusting enough to answer it. So, Rhia, this one is quite obviously for you and your swine flu infectedness. My favorite sex position includes any position that excludes a woman. Actually, just kidding. If it was ScarJo or NatPort I would have to give it a go. Actually, my favorite sexual position varies, obviously. Though I am not a switchhitter in the fact that fucking boys and girls is my thing I am a switchhitter in other ways and that being said there would be a different answer depending upon the situation. And by situation I mean who is topping and who is bottoming. I would go further but I would then embarrass Drystan and I do not feel like being couched even if he is a big old bisexual and has no real authority to do so. I will let him think so. <3

rhia entendu: would you ever spend a night in rhia's bed
To answer this question quite honestly I don't think it takes so many words. Though I know you were trying to weasel your way out of the above question that does not in fact take away the fact that you did ask it. Anyway, to get straight down to the answer no I would not spend a night in Rhia's bed. Once upon a time when she and Drystan lived together Rhia threatened that if I ever came over she would lock me in the closet and molest me. I am not sure of the exact words but I believe there was something about third base if not further and so when I said I was going to get a chastity belt put on (hahahaha) I think she implied that she would be able to undo it and then I would live in the closet for her to molest forever. Needless to say I was too scared to go over Drystan's for awhile and I most certainly would be too afraid to spend a night in Rhia's bed as I would probably be molested in ways that I cannot even fathom.


mercedes enz: shut up you little tithead

Taking a cue from him i am going to shut up now. Nap time motherfuckers.